“Mom, it looks like your butts growing.”

My wife was tucking in our 8 year old boy tonight, and as she left he says, “Mom, it looks like your butts growing.”

“What!” says she. “Your butt, it’s glowing.” He says. She looks and realizes she had just stuck her cell phone in her back pocket and the screen was shining through.

It’s a good thing, because I really like that little guy, and he was about 5 seconds away from leaving the planet.