California:
The  Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

    A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

    1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

    2.  He calls  animal control .  Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

    3.  He calls a veterinarian.  The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

    4.  The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

    5.  The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of
dangerous animals.

    6.  The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

    7.  The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

    8.  The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.  The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding the nature of coyotes.

    9. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

TEXAS:

    The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.  A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

    1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps  jogging. The Governor has spent $0.25 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

    2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

 
GOD BLESS TEXAS, AMEN.

Picked up this great nugget in Church yesterday:

“In the end it will be OK, and if it’s not OK, it’s not the end!”

I love it! It reminds me of my dad’s e-mail signature, which ends with:

“Everything will be alright.”

Every time I get an e-mail from him I love that little spark of positive energy at the end of every message.

Are you a liberal or a conservative? The following questions will help you figure it out…

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat..
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Check out how I created a paperless home office. No more clutter!

I now have an in-box that anybody in the family can put papers, mail etc. in, and I then either take care of it, chuck it, file it, or scan it into my computer.

It’s fascinating how politicians with social engineering ambitions all “believe” in global warming (it helps them gain more control) while true meteorologists with no agenda have a completely different view: